Tubing in Helen, GA: A Laid-Back River Adventure with Bigfoot Dave
Hey y’all, it’s your pal Bigfoot Dave, the friendly fur-covered proprietor of Bigfoot Novelty & Tobacco right here in downtown Helen, Georgia. When I’m not puffin’ a premium cigar or restocking the Delta-8 gummies, you can catch me floatin’ down the Chattahoochee like a fuzzy river king. And let me tell you—tubing in Helen isn’t just a summer activity. It’s a rite of passage.
Let’s dive into why tubing in Helen, GA is the coolest (and wettest) way to relax, laugh, and soak in some serious mountain town magic.
What Makes Tubing in Helen So Awesome?
First off, we’ve got the Chattahoochee River, or as we locals call it, the “Hooch.” This winding waterway runs straight through the heart of Helen and offers the perfect mix of chill vibes and just enough current to keep things interesting.
You’ll find two main outfitters in town—Cool River Tubing and Helen Tubing & Waterpark. Both offer affordable packages that include your tube, shuttle rides, and even cooler floats for your… beverages. Whether you’re riding solo or rolling deep with friends or family, the staff will get you set up and ready to float.
The standard float takes about 2 to 2.5 hours, but time kinda disappears when you’re drifting under the trees, sun on your face, and mountain air in your lungs. Some folks even go twice in one day. Can’t say I blame ’em.
Tips From a Tubin’ Bigfoot
Let ol’ Dave give you a few pro tips before you hit the water:
Water shoes or old sneakers are a must—those river rocks don’t mess around.
Strap on those shades—but don’t bring your fancy pair unless they float.
Keep it clean and kind. Nobody likes a litterbug or a rowdy rumbler. This river’s for relaxing.
And don’t forget your waterproof phone pouch unless you wanna donate your iPhone to the river gods.
And yes, there will be folks out there floatin’ with speakers playing everything from country hits to 90s hip-hop. So if you wanna join the party, bring your tunes. If you prefer peace and nature, go earlier in the day before the river gets lively.
Make a Stop at Bigfoot Novelty & Tobacco
After your float, swing by Bigfoot Novelty & Tobacco right here on Main Street. You’ll spot the big hairy fella on the sign—can’t miss me. Whether you’re lookin’ for a relaxing cigar, a flavorful vape, or just a souvenir Bigfoot lighter to remember the trip, we got you covered.
We’ve also got Delta-8 and Delta-9 THC edibles, perfect for winding down after a day on the water—responsibly, of course. And if you wanna hear about the real times I’ve been spotted tubing with tourists? Just ask. I’ve got stories that’ll curl your toes.
So next time you’re in Helen, grab your crew, your sunscreen, and your sense of adventure. Tubing the Hooch is the ultimate way to cool off, connect with nature, and live the laid-back mountain life—even if you’re a 7-foot-tall, sandal-wearing Sasquatch.
See y’all on the river. And remember: Keep it floatin’, keep it funky.
—Bigfoot Dave 🦶💨
Bigfoot Novelty & Tobacco – Helen, GA
