How a Sasquatch Beats the Summer Heat in Helen, GA (Without Shaving His Fur)
Let’s get one thing straight—I may be a 7-foot-tall, fur-covered mystery of the North Georgia woods, but I love a summer weekend in Helen, GA. The music, the river, the friendly folks, and yeah… the smells coming from the bratwurst stands? Chef’s kiss. But when the heat rolls in like a bear in a steam room, even a legendary beast like me has to find ways to stay cool.
So here’s how this Sasquatch keeps it chill—and how you can too.
🥤 1. Sasquatch Sippers & Chill Vibes
Step one: hydrate the fun way. Swing by Bigfoot Novelty & Tobacco and try the brand-new Sasquatch Sipper THCP Mocktail. This icy legal beast packs bold citrus, mint, and a splash of THCP—no booze, all buzz. It’s perfect after river tubing or before a stroll down Main Street. You’ll be feeling fresher than a mountain breeze with legal cannabinoids dancing through your bloodstream.
👉 Available exclusively at www.bigfoothelen.com and in-store. Limited batch, folks. Don’t miss it.
🏞️ 2. Float the Chattahoochee, Baby
If you’re not tubing this weekend, you’re doing Helen wrong. Hit up Cool River Tubing or Helen Tubing & Waterpark and let that cold mountain water do the work. Pair it with a THCx vape (we recommend our tropical mango flavor) for an extra smooth ride. Bonus: vapes don’t get soggy like your sandwich. Cool River Tubing is right across the street from Bigfoot and the folks there are awesome.
🛍️ 3. Main Street Strollin’
After you towel off, take a slow walk through downtown Helen—grab a pretzel from Hofer’s, an ice cream from Scoop de Scoop, and don’t miss the sweet-smelling soaps at Windmill Dutch Imports. These local shops bring the charm, and they’re keeping it cool inside with that sweet AC.
Swing back by Bigfoot HQ—we’ve got Delta-8 edibles, premium cigars, CBD topicals, and a few wild souvenirs you won’t find anywhere else (Bigfoot air freshener, anyone?).
🎶 4. Weekend Events & Sasquatch-Approved Shenanigans
This weekend, check out:
Live Music at Paul’s Margarita Deck (icy drinks + riverside beats = heaven)
Artisan Market at Unicoi Hill Park
Karaoke Night at Two Tire Tavern – sing like nobody’s watching (except me—I am watching. Always.
Helen knows how to throw down, from sunrise to moonshine.
🔥 5. Smoke Break, But Make It Classy
Back at the shop, we’ve got a humidor packed tighter than a summer parking lot. Grab a fine cigar and find a shady bench near the river. Want something a little more “elevated”? Ask us about our infused cigars with Delta-10 and THCP. Relaxation = unlocked.
Final Growl from the Mountains:
Don’t let the heat ruin your weekend in one of Georgia’s most magical mountain towns. Helen brings the culture, the kindness, the cold rivers—and Bigfoot brings the chill.
So stop by Bigfoot Novelty & Tobacco, sip a Sasquatch Sipper, puff some clouds, and support the amazing small businesses that make this town unforgettable.
Stay cool. Stay high-spirited. Stay legendary.
—Bigfoot Dave 🦶
👉 www.bigfoothelen.com | Your one-stop-fur-covered-shop
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